theres nothing like buying a new book when you have other 8183920188281 books to read
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Miss someone? Paint a helium balloon like their face. Deflate it. Put it in your back pocket.They’re still gone and that was weird advice.
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It’s kind of bullshit that humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.
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rude
Every time I see temperatures in Fahrenheit I think “what the fuck” for a good few seconds before I remember that Fahrenheit is a thing people use.
no this is celsius everything is literally on fire
how do i let people know i’m totally up for kissing while remaining mysteriously unapproachable
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i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
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